How could you deal with a creature as devious as woman.

Life is loneliness, broken only by the gods taunting us with friendship and the odd bonk

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He invented Kung Fu when translated to English means method by which short, bald guys can kick the bejeezus out of you.

Nothing evokes the prurient like puritanism.

You want me and I want you. right?" Who did she think she was? You can't just go around blurting out the truth like a prophet with Tourette's Syndrome. He said, "Well, I guess. Yeah, that's right.

Oh, I would while away the hours, Wanking in the flowers, my heart all full of song, I'd be gliding all the lilies as I waved about my willie, If I only had a schlong.