How could you deal with a creature as devious as woman.

It's hard for me, a Jew, to stay in the moment. Without the past, where is the guilt? And without the future, where is the dread? And without guilt and dread, who am I?

After all the evidence is in--after you've run all the facts by everything you know--and you're still lost, you have to do some things on faith.

Blessed are the dumbfucks.

What is your name?" asked Lear. Caius," said Kent. And whence do you hail?" From Bonking, sire." Well, yes, lad, as do we all," said Lear, "but from what town?

You know, there's a 12 step program for gambling. You should look into that. Twelve steps. Coyote laughed. I'll bet I can do it in six.

The netherworld is timeless and unchanging, and boring -- much like a doctor's waiting room.