How could you deal with a creature as devious as woman.

Marry for love, stay married, and raise happy children who are quick to laugh and slow to judge.

Ooo ahe-e, I aya oa a," she said in yawnspeak, a language - not unlike Hawaiian - known for its paucity of consonants.

Turtles hate heights. They don't even like being a few feet off the ground. It's the main reason they have resisted evolution for so long-fear of heights. Turtle thinking goes thus: Sure, first our scales turn into feathers and the next thing you know we're flying and chirping and perching on trees. We've seen it happen. Thanks, but we're staying right here in the mud where we belong. You're not going to see us flying full-tilt boogie into a sliding glass door.

The Angel Gabriel disappeared once for sixty years and they found him on earth hiding in the body of a man named Miles Davis.

She's evil. Evil, evil, evil. I want to see her naked.

I like a girl with a substantial bottom,' said Renoir, drawing in the air the size bottom he preferred.