. . . You seem upset, Charlie. Is something wrong? Charlie: No, no, I’m okay, I just had to take directions from a mute beaver in a fez to get here, it’s unsettling.

So Now You're Death: Here's What You'll Need

When I teach seminars, I tell people, Your stuff has to look like something thats out there, because otherwise nobody will take a chance on you.

Marry for love, stay married, and raise happy children who are quick to laugh and slow to judge.

Do we still have to floss?" Tommy asked. "I mean, what's the point of being immortal if we have to floss?

She pulled down the blanket and aimed baby Sophie's bottom at him like she might unleash a fusillade of weapons-grade poopage such as the guileless Beta Male had never seen.

I can be most colorful and inventive when I am angry.