She hugged me and I could feel the heat rise in my face, either from shame or love, like there was a difference.
Christopher MooreIf you think anyone is sane you just donโt know enough about them. The key โ and this is very relevant in our case โ is to find someone whose insanity dovetails with your own.
Christopher MooreKayso, it turns out that driving an actual car is way harder than it is in 'Grand Theft Auto: Zombie Hooker Smackdown.
Christopher MooreMost of us don't live our lives with one, integrated self that meets the world, we're a whole bunch of selves.
Christopher MooreNormally if I met a guy who was unemployed and illiterate who hadn't bathed in a couple of weeks, I'd be standing in a puddle with excitement, but I'm sort of in a bad mood tonight, so take this bag and give me the fu**ing paper before I pop your head like a zit. He said, you're a lesbian, aren't you?
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