The netherworld is timeless and unchanging, and boring -- much like a doctor's waiting room.
Most of us don't live our lives with one, integrated self that meets the world, we're a whole bunch of selves.
I was seven before I realized that you could eat breakfast with your pants on.
I love you above all things, even pie.
Sarcasm will make your tits fall off.
He wanted her to experience all the glorious cheese of life.