No one knows why, but second only to eating the brains of the living, the dead love affordable prefab furniture.
Christopher MooreDiogenes carried a bowl with him for years, but one day saw a man drinking from his cupped palm and declared, ‘I have been a fool, burdened all these years by the weight of a bowl when a perfectly good vessel lay at the end of my wrist.
Christopher MooreLike most Beta Males, he didn't realize that being a good guy was not necessarily an attraction to women.
Christopher Moore