She laughed. My favorite music.

Carlton Mellick III has the craziest book titles and the kinkiest fans!

Foul and magical fumes bubbled out of the kettle, like the flatulence of a dragon on a demon-only diet.

Like most Beta Males, he didn't realize that being a good guy was not necessarily an attraction to women.

Actually, orcas aren't quite as complex as scientists imagine. Most killer whales are just four tons of doofus dressed up like a police car.

Love needs room to grow. Like a rose. Or a tumor.

Love: the sickest of Irony’s sick jokes. The place where logic and order go to die.