Stephenie Meyer: Her vampires are sparkly, which I think we can all agree is wrong.

Do we still have to floss?" Tommy asked. "I mean, what's the point of being immortal if we have to floss?

I've seen more intelligence in the crotch lice of harem whores.

In business, as in politics, the public is ever so tolerant of those who slime.

As much as I encourage communication with my readers, I don't want reviews from them, simply because I don't need to be hamstrung in the middle of working on something.

So hey, once Joshua heals your brother, you want to go do something, get some pomegranate juice, a falafel,or get married or something?

Life is an irritation.