Stephenie Meyer: Her vampires are sparkly, which I think we can all agree is wrong.

Compliment but do not covet.

She's evil. Evil, evil, evil. I want to see her naked.

She doesn't understand that a writer is a special creature--that I'm different from everyone else. I'm not saying I'm superior to other people, just more sensitive, I guess.

She pulled down the blanket and aimed baby Sophie's bottom at him like she might unleash a fusillade of weapons-grade poopage such as the guileless Beta Male had never seen.

... but to remain historically accurate, I would have had to leave out an important question that I felt needed to be addressed, which is, 'What if Jesus had known kung fu?

Cofishes-other fish in a group, coworkers, cohorts, etc. Shut up, it's a word.