Perhaps there is a reason that there is no fool piece on the chessboard. What action, a fool? What strategy, a fool? What use, a fool? Ah, but a fool resides in a deck of cards, a joker, sometimes two. Of no worth, of course. No real purpose. The appearance of a trump, but none of the power: Simply an instrument of chance. Only a dealer may give value to the joker.

Stephenie Meyer: Her vampires are sparkly, which I think we can all agree is wrong.

The pursuit of material gain is ultimately empty when measured against eternity.

Compliment but do not covet.

Carlton Mellick III has the craziest book titles and the kinkiest fans!

Don't be ridiculous, Charlie, people love the parents who beat their kids in department stores. It's the ones who just let their kids wreak havoc that everybody hates.

It's very difficult to stay angry when a room full of bald guys in orange robes start giggling. Buddhism.