One day the good times had to keep on rolling, and all of life's horseshit would turn to circuses.

This story is not and never was meant to challenge anyone's faith; however, if one's faith can be shaken by stories in a humorous novel, one may have a bit more praying to do.

Do we look like thrill-seekers? Wasn't it enough that we had to put up that sign reading NO HABLA ESPANOL and acknowledge the existence of thirty percent of the population, even in the negative?

He invented Kung Fu when translated to English means method by which short, bald guys can kick the bejeezus out of you.

Nobody's perfect... Well, there was this one guy, but we killed him.

The pursuit of material gain is ultimately empty when measured against eternity.

Carlton Mellick III has the craziest book titles and the kinkiest fans!