The unluckiest insolvent in the world is the man whose expenditure of speech is too great for his income of ideas.

Man makes a great fuss about this planet which is only a ballbearing in the hub of the universe.

A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.

The unluckiest insolvent in the world is the man whose expenditure of speech is too great for his income of ideas.

The misfortunes hardest to bear are these which never came.

Heavy hearts, like heavy clouds in the sky, are best relieved by the letting of a little water.

Printer's ink has been running a race against gunpowder these many, many years. Ink is handicapped, in a way, because you can blow up a man with gunpowder in half a second, while it may take twenty years to blow him up with a book. But the gunpowder destroys itself along with its victim, while a book can keep on exploding for centuries.