When you sell a man a book, you don't sell him 12 ounces of paper and ink and glue - you sell him a whole new life.

A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.

Lots of times you have to pretend to join a parade in which you're not really interested in order to get where you're going.

Heavy hearts, like heavy clouds in the sky, are best relieved by the letting of a little water.

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.

Blessed is the satirist; and blessed the ironist; blessed the witty scoffer, and blessed the sentimentalist; for each, having seen one spoke of the wheel, thinks to have seen all, and is content.

God made man merely to hear some praise of what he'd done on those Five Days.