Truth, like milk, arrives in the dark But even so, wise dogs don't bark. Only mongrels make it hard For the milkman to come up the yard.

Be prepared for truth at all hours and in the most fantastic disguises. This is the only safety.

That's what this country needs -- more books!

America is still a government of the naive, for the naive, and by the naive. He who does not know this, nor relish it, has no inkling of the nature of his country.

Why do they put the Gideon Bibles only in the bedrooms, where it's usually too late...?

Any man worth his salt has by the time he is forty-five accumulated a crown of thorns, and the problem is to learn to wear it over one ear.

Beware of the conversationalist who adds "in other words." He is merely starting afresh.