Truth is what every man sees lurking at the bottom of his own soul, like the oyster shell housewives put in the kitchen kettle to collect the lime from the water. By and by each man's iridescent oyster shell of Truth becomes coated with the lime of prejudice and hearsay.
Christopher MorleyThe evening papers print what they do and get away with it because by afternoon the human mind is ruined anyhow.
Christopher MorleyHappiness is surely the best teacher of good manners: only the unhappy are churlish in deportment.
Christopher Morley