Mr. Gilbert had the earnest mania for self-improvement which has blighted the lives of so many young men.
Christopher MorleyThere are certain people whom one feels almost inclined to urge to hurry up and die so that their letters can be published.
Christopher MorleyMan is unconquerable because he can make even his helplessness so entertaining. His motto seems to be "Even though He slay me, yet will I make fun of Him!
Christopher Morley