High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.

I had a million questions to ask God: but when I met Him, they all fled my mind; and it didn't seem to matter.

A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.

The evening papers print what they do and get away with it because by afternoon the human mind is ruined anyhow.

Be prepared for truth at all hours and in the most fantastic disguises. This is the only safety.

We call a child's mind 'small' simply by habit; perhaps it is larger than ours is, for it can take in almost anything without effort.

Truth and Beauty (perhaps Keats was wrong in identifying them: perhaps they have the relation of Wit and Humour, or Rain and Rainbow) are of interest only to hungry people. There are several kinds of hunger. If Socrates, Spinoza, and Santayana had had free access to a midnight icebox we would never have heard of them. Shall I be ashamed of my little mewing truths?... I ask to be forgiven: they are such tiny ones.