No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.

Never write up your diary on the day itself, for it takes longer than that to know what happened.

There is an innate decorum in man, and it is not fair to thrust Truth upon people when they don't expect it. Only the very generous are ready for Truth impromptu.

One of the penalties of being a human being is other human beings.

Fifty percent of the world are women, yet they always seem a novelty.

All cities are mad: but the madness is gallant. All cities are beautiful: but the beauty is grim.

The man who never in his life Has washed the dishes with his wife Or polished up the silver plate - He still is largely celibate.