No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.

There is indeed a heaven on this earth, a heaven which we inhabit when we read a good book.

We call a child's mind 'small' simply by habit; perhaps it is larger than ours is, for it can take in almost anything without effort.

April prepares her green traffic light and the world thinks Go.

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it.

Man is unconquerable because he can make even his helplessness so entertaining. His motto seems to be "Even though He slay me, yet will I make fun of Him!

Blessed is the satirist; and blessed the ironist; blessed the witty scoffer, and blessed the sentimentalist; for each, having seen one spoke of the wheel, thinks to have seen all, and is content.