No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.

Act like you expect to get into the end zone.

A critic is a gong at a railroad crossing clanging loudly and vainly as the train goes by.

Beware of the conversationalist who adds "in other words." He is merely starting afresh.

The world, in its sheer exuberance of kindness, will try to bury the poet with warm and lovely human trivialities. It will even ask him to autograph books.

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.

Mr. Gilbert had the earnest mania for self-improvement which has blighted the lives of so many young men.