Printer's ink has been running a race against gunpowder these many, many years. Ink is handicapped, in a way, because you can blow up a man with gunpowder in half a second, while it may take twenty years to blow him up with a book. But the gunpowder destroys itself along with its victim, while a book can keep on exploding for centuries.
Christopher MorleyThe man who never in his life Has washed the dishes with his wife Or polished up the silver plate - He still is largely celibate.
Christopher MorleyThere are a lot of people who must have the table laid in the usual fashion or they will not enjoy the dinner.
Christopher Morley