That's what this country needs -- more books!

The most interesting persons are always those who have nothing special to do: children, nurses, policemen and actors at 11 o'clock in the morning.

A human being: an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.

People like to imagine that because all our mechanical equipment moves so much faster, that we are thinking faster, too.

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.

Blessed is the satirist; and blessed the ironist; blessed the witty scoffer, and blessed the sentimentalist; for each, having seen one spoke of the wheel, thinks to have seen all, and is content.

Dancing is a wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess what a man is going to do before he does it.