If you're a racist, right now, in 2011... You just look like a retard, man.
Texas is a hell hole, man. Dirt, cactus, lizards, dirt, cactus, the Bush family.
I am a patriot, and I protest speed limits by exceeding them.
Lady, if you laugh and you don't make a noise, you're a shaker, and it's freaking me out.
The day I'm in England performing, English security let a man in a Batman suit climb Buckingham Palace. I felt so much safer... Batman was on the wall of Buckingham Palace for five hours. Wouldn't happen in America - three minutes: dead Batman.
The closer you get to death, the more alive you feel. Dylan Thomas wrote, Do not go gentle into that good night. Rage, rage against the dying of the light. My dad always taught me to live like that. Dad wrote a poem too. It goes, Dune buggies. Woohoo!