We're looking for answers in a landfill instead of looking to people who bring the light.

How far would you go for someone you love ? Well, when my grandkids ask me how I pledged my love to their grandma, I'll say, I told her I would die for her, after I found out I didn't have an incurable disease. Then, I ran away while grandma was getting her ass kicked by a pregnant woman that grandpa slept with. You never know when you're making a memory.

Humans are born, weak and helpless. We're cursed with natural predators called parents. That's why the grandma was created. To protect us. Oh sure, she's old and frail. But she can kick your dad's ass.

Anyone look back at their high school career and just shudder at what you got away with and didn't die?

My parents' divorce settlement involved a bar tab.

I do not need help destroying my relationship. I was raised by my father. I've completed a thirty-year seminar on the power of destroying relationships.

Obama says he's bringing 10,000 troops home. The Republicans are calling it a failed jobs program.