Denial is a powerful weapon. My dad taught me mind over matter. No matter how hurt I got, he didn't mind.

Everyone's a racist. It's the one thing that makes us all the same.

They had a big court battle over who got to keep me. Mom won; she made me live with Dad.

We're ready for a real black President - someone like Jay-Z. Obama's fine, just not all black. He's our gateway Negro.

My parents' divorce settlement involved a bar tab.

Sometimes, to help someone you love, you have to commit a felony. But, you don't want to go to prison for that. Hey, dude, what are you in for? Armed robbery? Murder? And then, you have to say, Love. And, that's definitely going to get you, you know, picked last for prison kick ball.

If you're a racist, right now, in 2011... You just look like a retard, man.