The only thing that ever made me want to be a wife-beater is being called one. Your honor, can I have five minutes to make her not a liar, please?
Christopher TitusEveryone has an enemy. It's why God gave us baseball bats. Well, He gave us trees, but we knew what He meant.
Christopher TitusDivorce is just about change, you know. It's God saying, You need a change. And I'm going to make it so your bank account only has change.
Christopher TitusMy mom was crazy. And her mom was crazy. And her mom's mom was crazy. Is it my turn? Am I going to live the rest of my life giggling at raindrops, wearing paper slippers ? When I go to dinner with friends, should I not use a fork 'cause I just might snap? Hey, you guys look great. How's the baby?
Christopher Titus