Sometimes, to help the people you love, you've gotta commit a felony.

Anyone look back at their high school career and just shudder at what you got away with and didn't die?

Japan is the perfect example of make plans, and watch God laugh.

Get off your ass and do something. All you need is the right inspiration. Anger has fueled me my entire life. It makes me feel good and... I'm okay with that. My fear is that my anger will one day make me so damned successful that I'll actually be happy. And then I'll just stop.

My mum is in a mental hospital. There's a fine line between genius and insanity. Winston Churchill, Mozart, John Lennon. These people all had a touch of crazy that fuelled their brilliance. They were not locked up for it like my mum. Pft. Then again, Winston Churchill never tried to kill my dad.

When you're born, you're pure. Unspoiled and trusting. I believed everything and everyone. Then, I met my parents!

Lady, if you laugh and you don't make a noise, you're a shaker, and it's freaking me out.