Normal people, who grow up with compassion, never amount to anything. They're the ones who end up gluing those little dots on the highway. Or, putting glue on the dots for the guy who glues dots on the highway. Screwed up people, who weren't coddled or raised with compassion, we get stuff done. Sure, we feel a little alone and abandoned, but, we're... very... happy. Why can't you love me, daddy?

In my family, goodness is just badness before its had something to drink.

Sisters ruin everything. It's in their job description.

Why should I learn English? I'm never going to England. Shah, pffff, ur, doy.

Lady Gaga is proof that David Bowie raped Carol Burnett.

I have a dream! Because I have lived a nightmare.

Nobody's really happy. And as soon as society realises that you can't trust anyone and that hardship is a natural part of existence, the sooner the therapists will realise that they are worthless! Sorry. They have worth deficit disorder!