A salamander can grow a new tail in three weeks. My dad can score new tail in three minutes.
Christopher TitusLady, if you laugh and you don't make a noise, you're a shaker, and it's freaking me out.
Christopher TitusA lie is a lie... unless your friends and family are in on it. Then it's a "commonly held belief."
Christopher TitusMy first car was a 1977 Oldsmobile Delta 88. Ugly car. More ugly on this car than a Rolling Stones group photo.
Christopher TitusYou know what, man? I am going to literally โ if (Palin) gets elected president, I am going to hang out on the grassy knoll all the time, just loaded and ready โ because you know what? Itโs for my country. Itโs for my country. If I got to sacrifice myself, itโs for my country.
Christopher Titus