Divorce is just about change, you know. It's God saying, You need a change. And I'm going to make it so your bank account only has change.
Christopher TitusEveryone has an enemy. It's why God gave us baseball bats. Well, He gave us trees, but we knew what He meant.
Christopher TitusThe towers fell, and the first thing that went through my head was my dad's voice: 'Well, you brought a new life into the world, and the world's over. Nice timing, numbnuts!
Christopher TitusNormal people, want to be accepted. Screwed up people, want to be accepted. It's one of the few things we have in common. My whole life, all I ever wanted was my dad to pat me on the top of the head and go, Who's a good boy ? Who's a good boy? But, instead, all he ever did was wipe peanut butter on the end of my nose and laugh while I tried to lick it off.
Christopher Titus