Abortion is an atrocity. Those who practice or praise it are either damn idiots, misguided fools, or treacherous devils.

Osama Bin Laden is dead? Oh my God, that was so easy! And it only took two trillion dollars, two wars and too many good men.

The towers fell, and the first thing that went through my head was my dad's voice: 'Well, you brought a new life into the world, and the world's over. Nice timing, numbnuts!

I bet a guy at a bar 50 bucks that I was more dysfunctional than he was. He raped me. So I tipped him. I'm very competitive.

Step up or step aside.

Benadryl - the seven-dollar babysitter.

Abortion is an atrocity. Those who practice or praise it are either damn idiots, misguided fools, or treacherous devils.