But it goes without saying that Michael Jordan could never date Pamela Anderson. That would cause the apocalypse.

It seems as though our ability to change technology happens so quickly, and our ability to evolve as creatures is still very slow.

Even eternally free people are enslaved by the process of living.

Everybody is wrong about everything, just about all the time.

Somewhere, at some point, somehow, somebody decided that death equals credibility.

If I knew I was going to die at a specific moment in the future, it would be nice to be able to control what song I was listening to; this is why I always bring my iPod on airplanes.

As an adult, the only people who care about horror movies are academics. No one loves to talk about horror films more than somebody with a Ph.D. in cultural studies at a university.