But it goes without saying that Michael Jordan could never date Pamela Anderson. That would cause the apocalypse.

Without a soundtrack, human interaction is meaningless.

Anybody who says they are a good liar obviously is not, because any legitimately savvy liar would always insist they're honest about everything.

What is going to happen in the course of my day that will be an improvement over lying on something very soft, underneath something very warm, wearing only underwear, doing absolutely nothing, all by myself?

Every possible opinion is authored about everything. What's going to eventually happen is someone will look back on this period and have to sift through it. The overwhelming majority of those opinions are going to be ignored, because if every opinion is being offered, really no opinion is being offered.

I think people's relationship with the concept of violence changes, and that to me might be a little more interesting.

Maybe I don't need a relationship after all, she thought. Maybe thinking about these conversations was just as good as having them. She could sit in her Honda in the dark and experience whatever kind of life she wanted. Sometimes you think, Hey, maybe there's something else out there. But there really isn't. This is what being alive feels like, you know? The place doesn't matter. You just live.