I once loved a girl who almost loved me, but not as much as she loved John Cusack.

Gay marriage should be legalized in america because gay men are the only men who want to be married.

Maybe I could survive in one of those resort prisons where they house white-collar criminals. I've always wanted to get better at tennis.

If you don't have a job, you don't have a fear of losing it. You fear having to get one.

It drives me crazy to do readings of my books, because if I read anything I've written in the past, I'd like to almost rewrite everything. If I could, I'd completely rewrite Fargo Rock City, and every sentence would be just slightly different. In all likelihood, most of them wouldn't be any better. Some of them would just be changed back to whatever form they used to be, before I second-guessed myself the first time.

The falling flakes were random and without purpose; the snow was drunker than she was.

What's hard to do is describe why you like something. Because ultimately, the reason things move people is very amorphous. You can be cerebral about things you hate, but most of the things you like tend to be very emotive.