Art and love are the same thing: It’s the process of seeing yourself in things that are not you.

Being interesting has been replaced by being identifiable.

In some ways, Halloween is much easier for women. They can just dress as sluts, and it's kind of a costume, if they never do any other time.

But it goes without saying that Michael Jordan could never date Pamela Anderson. That would cause the apocalypse.

It's peculiar what you remember when you're not trying.

Some say that time is like water that flows around us (like a stone in the river) and some say we flow with time (like a twig floating on the surface of the water).

The reason that people in the intellectual community argue that football is dangerous is because there's now a large swath of society that has no relationship to physicality or potential violence.