Now this is the first rule of fight club: There is nothing a blue collar Nobody in Oregon with a public school education can imagine that a million-billion people haven't already done.

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it, doesn't it just lie there and rot?

Maybe the truth is I really want to like you instead.

Her mom and dad are both doctors and want her to follow her dream, not turn out the way they have, no matter how much it costs them.

You turn up your music to hide the noise. Other people turn up their music to hide yours. You turn up yours again. Everyone buys a bigger stereo system. This is the arms race of sound. You don't win with a lot of treble.

I'm never going to have to work. None of my descendants are ever going to have to work; this is going to make me so much money. It was such a letdown when I realized that wasn't my invention.

Sometimes you do something, and you get screwed. Sometimes it's the things you don't do, and you get screwed.