Doesn't reincarnation strike you as just another form of procrastination?

Let me be the ring leader in your guilt gang-bang.

Yes, terrible things happen, but sometimes those terrible things - they save you.

I tagged a first-timer one night at fight club. That Saturday night, a young guy with an angel’s face came to his first fight club, and I tagged him for a fight. That’s the rule. If it’s your first night in fight club, you have to fight. I knew that so I tagged him because the insomnia was on again, and I was in a mood to destroy something beautiful.

I might be a touch of a sadist and a little bit jejune... but at least I'm not a victim, not any longer. I hope. I hope, therefore I am.

Sundays tend to be a day where just I do nothing but visit people. It's kind of like trick-or-treating.

I'm never going to have to work. None of my descendants are ever going to have to work; this is going to make me so much money. It was such a letdown when I realized that wasn't my invention.