I tagged a first-timer one night at fight club. That Saturday night, a young guy with an angel’s face came to his first fight club, and I tagged him for a fight. That’s the rule. If it’s your first night in fight club, you have to fight. I knew that so I tagged him because the insomnia was on again, and I was in a mood to destroy something beautiful.

Screenwriters get paid a hell of a lot more money but their level of frustration seems to be so high that I don't want that.

Any time some well-meaning person forces you to demonstrate you have no talent and rubs your nose in the fact you're a failure at the only dream you ever had, take another drink.

Everyone thinks their whole life should be at least as much fun as masturbation.

Hey, even the Mona Lisa is falling apart.

If it comes down to a choice between being unloved and being vulnerable and sensitive and emotional, then you can just keep your love.

Let me be the ring leader in your guilt gang-bang.