More than one side? You're Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Jackass!

This is our world now, and those ancient people are dead.

Mylife might be little and boring, but at least it’s mine - not some assembly-line, secondhand, hand-me-down life.

Yes, terrible things happen, but sometimes those terrible things - they save you.

But if you tell folks you're a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be a student in anything and not have to know anything. Just say toxicology or marine biokinesis, and the person you're talking to will change the subject to himself. If this doesn't work, mention the neural synapses of embryonic pigeons.

When you reach the end of your life - trust me, you won't look back and savor the moments you spent alone.

Every high school has its Romeo and Juliet, one tragic couple. So does every generation.