There are worse things than finding your wife and child dead. You can watch the world do it. You can watch your wife get old and bored. You can watch your kids discover everything in the world you've tried to save them from. Drugs, divorce, conformity, disease. All the nice clean books, music, television. Distraction.

Skinny guys fight till they're burger.

So here I am. This is as good as it gets. Take it or leave it.

You ever wonder when God's coming back with a lot of barbecue sauce?

I'm not really into comfort books. There are too many of those as it is. Just sort of narcotic books, like my grandmother used to read. They have value like Paxil has value, but there's plenty of them in the world already. There's a shortage of confronting, stimulating, exciting books.

No fear. No distractions. The ability to let that which does not matter truly slide.

If you ask me, reincarnation is just another way to procrastinate.