Did you ever think about life as a metaphor for television?

I think, in a way, I invented the term 'fight club' and that these things have always existed, but they never really had a label. Nobody had a language to apply to them. I created that language in two words and I've been paid a great deal of money for inventing two words and labeling something that has always been around.

I need to rebel against myself. It's the opposite of following your bliss. I need to do what I most fear.

Why is it you feel like a dope if you laugh alone, but that's usually how you end up crying?

The police are asking through the bedroom door, why did I make a batch of strawberry daiquiris before I called them? Because we were out of raspberries. Because, can't they see, it just does not matter. Time was not of the essence.

The truth is, wherever you choose to be, it's the wrong place.

If you worry about disaster all the time, that's what you're going to get.