The lower you fall, the higher you'll fly.

I was tired and crazy and rushed, and every time I boarded a plane, I wanted the plane to crash. I envied people dying of cancer. I hated my life. I was tired and bored with my job and my furniture, and I couldn’t see any way to change things. Only end them.

People will listen to you only when they know you're dying, otherwise they're just waiting for their turn to talk.

Until you find something to fight for, you settle for something to fight against.

If there had been zombies on the iceberg when the Titanic hit it, that would have made a much better movie.

For thousands of years, human beings had screwed up and trashed and crapped on this planet, and now history expected me to clean up after everyone. I have to wash out and flatten my soup cans. And account for every drop of used motor oil. And I have to foot the bill for nuclear waste and buried gasoline tanks and landfilled toxic sludge dumped a generation before I was born.

this is the upside of already being eternally damned