You turn up your music to hide the noise. Other people turn up their music to hide yours. You turn up yours again. Everyone buys a bigger stereo system. This is the arms race of sound. You don't win with a lot of treble.

The only thing that separates us from the animals... is we have pornography.

This deluded little rube who really thought the future would be any better. If you just worked hard enough. If you just learned enough. Ran fast enough. Everything would turn out right, and your life would amount to something.

Most of the laugh tracks on television were recorded in the early 1950’s. These days, most of the people you hear laughing are dead.

The whole world is a disaster waiting to happen.

Since we do operate in a binary world, if there's something that cannot be this or that, it drives us crazy.

We're the culture that cried wolf.