If you're not drunk and half naked by this point, you're not paying attention.

You know how both life and porno movies end. The only difference is life starts with the orgasm.

The truth is, immigrants tend to be more American than people born here.

What they don't teach you in art school is how your whole life is about discovering who you already were.

Discovering the 'impossible' ending to a new book makes me sick with joy and relief.

You know that old phrase ‘Those who don’t remember the past are condemned to repeat it’? Well, I think those who remember the past are even worse off.

For sure, they don't teach you this in history class, but in colonial times, the person who got left in the stocks overnight was nothing less than fair game for everybody to nail. Men or women, anybody bent over had no way of knowing who was doing the ram job, and this was the real reason you never wanted to end up here unless you had a family member or a friend who'd stand with you the whole time. To protect you. To watch your ass, for real.