The ultimate joke was the idea that capitalism would eat its own feces in order to make money, that would make fun of itself if capitalism thought there was a buck in it.

Maybe we should always assume the worst.

Do you know why most survivors of the Holocaust are vegan? It's because they know what it's like to be treated like an animal.

Actually, watching television and surfing the Internet are really excellent practice for being dead.

Six hundred and forty fish later, the only thing I know is everything you love will die. The first time you meet someone special, you can count on them one day being dead and in the ground.

You become smart when you don't need to quote someone anymore." I am still stupid: I quoted Chuck Palahiniuk

Get through the moment. Avoid confrontation. Run away. That's pretty much how we get through our own lives, watching television. Smoking crap. Self-medicating. Redirecting our own attention. Jacking off. Denial.