If I turn up suicided in the morning, it was murder.

Think of spoiled cat food and ulcerated cankers and expired donor organs. That's how beautiful she looks.

I always really curious to see how people interpret things. I know my version, and I'm kind of bored with my version so I want to see their version.

If I could wake up in a different place, at a different time, could I wake up as a different person?

There are a lot of things we don't want to know about the people we love.

Everybody looks a little crazy if you're looking close enough and if you can't look that close, then you don't really love them.

Somehow people have been sold on the idea that only professionals can entertain them, that only professionals can sing or tell jokes. And people are cut out of this creativity loop, and creativity is being limited to these large, centralized voices.