And if you believe that we really have free will, then you know that God can't really control us. And since God can't control us, all God does is watch and change channels when He gets bored.

We're so structured and micromanaged, this isn't a world anymore, it's a damn cruise ship.

To repeat, the way you get to the huge, impossible yes is, you start collecting a lot of easy, small yeses.

The most boring thing in the entire world is nudity. The second most boring thing is honesty.

Most of the laugh tracks on television were recorded in the early 1950’s. These days, most of the people you hear laughing are dead.

I don't want to die without a few scars.

Because after you've crossed some lines, you just keep crossing them. And there's no escaping from constant escape. Distracting ourselves. Avoiding confrontation. Getting past the moment. Jacking off. Television. Denial.