Stop trying to control everything and just let go! LET GO!

I think, in a way, I invented the term 'fight club' and that these things have always existed, but they never really had a label. Nobody had a language to apply to them. I created that language in two words and I've been paid a great deal of money for inventing two words and labeling something that has always been around.

The joke is, we all have the same punchline.

We'll never be as young as we are tonight.

I'm never going to have to work. None of my descendants are ever going to have to work; this is going to make me so much money. It was such a letdown when I realized that wasn't my invention.

Katherine Kenton remains among the generation of women who feel that the most sincere form of flattery is the male erection.

If you could be either God’s worst enemy or nothing, which would you choose?