Game shows are designed to make us feel better about the random, useless facts that are all we have left of our education.
Chuck PalahniukThere's no escaping fate, it just keeps going. Day and night, the future just keeps coming at you.
Chuck PalahniukYou buy furniture. You tell yourself, this is the last sofa I will ever need in my life. Buy the sofa, then for a couple years you're satisfied that no matter what goes wrong, at least you've got your sofa issue handled. Then the right set of dishes. Then the perfect bed. The drapes. The rug. Then you're trapped in your lovely nest, and the things you used to own, now they own you.
Chuck Palahniuk