Let's all embrace someone near us. Pick someone special to you. Tell this someone how you feel.

I know so many writers who are a hundred times better than me and have longer, greater ideas than mine, but they gave up; they stopped. The biggest talent you can have is determination.

I don't want to die without a few scars.

Katherine Kenton remains among the generation of women who feel that the most sincere form of flattery is the male erection.

We don't need women. There are plenty other things in the world to have sex with, just go to a sexaholics meeting and take notes. There's microwaved watermelons. There's the vibrating handles of lawn mowers right at crotch level. There's vacuum cleaners and beanbag chairs. Internet sites. All those old chat room sex hounds pretending to be sixteen-year-old girls. For serious, old FBI guys makes the sexiest cyberbabes.

I see so many tattoos of my stuff on people - tattoos of my book covers, tattoos of quotes . . . it's kind of daunting sometimes.

Without access to true chaos, we'll never have true peace. Unless everything can get worse, it won't get any better.