Where would Jesus be if no one had written the gospels?

When both of you are beautiful, neither of you is beautiful. Together, as a couple, you're less than the sum of your parts.

After you hear even the shortest great story, it should fill you with a little bit of fear.

I realized that my book readings were boring me. I was going to go up there and read a passage and sleepwalk through the whole event and I needed to make it more interesting. I wanted to be running and jumping and do something so that the event would be so exciting. I had to trick myself into having fun every time.

Just for the record, how I feel right now is very terrific.

What people forget is a journey to nowhere starts with a single step, too.

His saliva tasted like the wet dicks of ten thousand lonely truck drivers.