Where would Jesus be if no one had written the gospels?

Does it hurt very much to die? Well, sweetheart, yes, but it hurts a lot more to keep living.

So if reality is all a spell, and you don't really want what you think you want... If you have no free will. You don't really know what you know. You don't really love who you only think you love. What do you have left to live for?

And it [Fight Club novel] was written so general that my father thought I was writing about his father, and my boss thought I was writing about his boss. People really put themselves, you know, in the shoes of the narrator.

You know how they say you only hurt the ones you love? Well, it works both ways.

I'm not so much a good friend as I'm the savior who wants you to worship him forever.

The tiny space, the toilet, two hundred strangers just a few inches away, it's so exciting, the lack of room to maneuver, it helps if you're double-jointed. Use your imagination. Some creativity and a few simple stretching exercises and you can be knock, knock, knockin' on heaven's door. You'll be amazed how time flies.