Weโd turn our lives into a terrible adventure. A true-life horror story with a happy ending. A trial weโd survive to talk about.
Chuck PalahniukMost of the laugh tracks on television were recorded in the early 1950โs. These days, most of the people you hear laughing are dead.
Chuck PalahniukSo this is why I write. Because most times, your life isnโt funny the first time through. Most times, you can hardly stand it. Thatโs why I write, because life never works except in retrospect. And writing makes you look back. Because since you canโt control life, at least you can control your version.
Chuck Palahniuk