You can tell a more over-the-top incredible story if you use a nonfiction form.

College is like a fountain of knowledge - and the students are there to drink

Don’t ask me when be­cause I don’t re­mem­ber, but some­where along the way I keep for­get­ting to com­mit sui­cide.

The on­ly thing I know is ev­ery­thing you love will die.

The short stories tend to be a journalistic gathering of anecdotes that are put together to make something larger.

Everything is funnier in retrospect, funnier and prettier and cooler. You can laugh at anything from far enough away.

The voice says, maybe you don't go to hell for the things you do. Maybe you go to hell for the things you don't do. The things you don't finish.