Everybody's trying to make every minute of the present last forever. Preserve every second.

you can make mean anything.

There will always be an underground.

A writer's job is to cultivate what can go wrong. You're always looking for that dramatic arc of where things can fail.

What we think of as Halloween is really the product of media barons, city mayors, and candy-makers. You know, before the 1920s, Halloween was really a terrible, terrible night.

Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit.

So here I am. This is as good as it gets. Take it or leave it.