Everybody's trying to make every minute of the present last forever. Preserve every second.

It’s weird to think the place where we’re standing will only be a point in the sky.

We all have this moment, when your folks first see you as someone not growing up to be them.

Where every day doesn't start with an alarm clock and end with the television.

If you're going to read this, don't bother.

If there had been zombies on the iceberg when the Titanic hit it, that would have made a much better movie.

What you have to understand, is your father was your model for God. If you're male and you're Christian and living in America, your father is your model for God. And if you never know your father, if your father bails out or dies or is never at home, what do you believe about God? What you end up doing is you spend your life searching for a father and God. What you have to consider is the possibility that God doesn't like you. Could be, God hates us. This is not the worst thing that can happen.