you can make mean anything.

Your birth is a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct.

So here I am. This is as good as it gets. Take it or leave it.

The big reason why folks leave a small town,' Rant used to say, 'is so they can moon over the idea of going back. And the reason they stay put is so they can moon about getting out.' Rant meant that no one is happy, anywhere.

Every day: Wear sunblock. Cover your gray. Do not go insane. Eat less fats and sugars. Do more sit-ups. Don’t start forgetting stuff. Trim the hair in your ears. Take calcium. Moisturize. Every day. Freeze in time to stay in one place forever. Do not get frigging old.

Seek midday nourishment. Visit memorial acclaimed war hero Colonel Sanders.

You have a choice. Live or die. Every breath is a choice. Every minute is a choice. To be or not to be.