Do you know why most survivors of the Holocaust are vegan? It's because they know what it's like to be treated like an animal.

There are worse things you can do to people you love than kill them.

Reality means you live until you die. The real truth is nobody wants reality.

My books are more about people experimenting with different identities and social models in a short-term way before they can break through to something authentic.

New carpet will exude poisonous formaldehyde for up to two years after it'd been laid. I know the feeling.

To see how boring you really are, write a book about soap and cults, and the profits you make will be your only means of subsistence.

Tyler and me at the edge of the roof, the gun in my mouth, I'm wondering how clean this gun is.