Actually, watching television and surfing the Internet are really excellent practice for being dead.

You have to jump into disaster with both feet.

Brandy is so attractive you could chop her head off and put it on blue velvet in the window at Tiffany's and somebody would buy it for a million dollars.

Waiters will always pee in soup, people will always fall in love.

some soap opera, you know, real people pretending to be fake people with made-up problems being watched by real people to forget their real problems.

The problem with educating stupid people was that they didn’t know they were stupid. The same went for curing crazy people.

Deliver me from Swedish furniture. Deliver me from clever art. And the phone rang and Tyler answered. "If you don't know what you want," the doorman said, "you end up with a lot you don't." May I never be complete. May I never be content. May I never be perfect. Deliver me, Tyler, from being perfect and complete.